Monday, June 29, 2009

Some Indian Thoughts

Some Indian Thoughts


MANTRA

Man - mind

Tra - Tiram [something which strengthens]

Man + Tiram [mantiram] = Mantra

Mantra = Something which strengthens mind


Tantra

Tan - body

Tra - Tiram [Something which strengthens]

Tan + Tiram = Tantiram [Tantra]

Tantra = Something which strengthens the body

Bharatham

Bha - Bhaskaran [ Sun]

Ratham - Rathikunnath [ Moving]

Bha + Ratham = Bhaskaran Rathikunnath [The area where the sun moves]

we know that the sun travells all around the world or

His rays are showered all around the world .Thus all the people who come under

the sun can be called as Indians.

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Sthree [ woman]

Sra - she who secretes

Sri - she who decays

Sru - she who creates

Woman

Woman = wom + an

Thus the pronunciation of 'wom' is 'woom'

Next we can consider the word Womb

Womb - which literally means Uterus

Here the word Womb is pronounced as Woom

That means Womb - wom[b] = ' b' is silent

Thus Woman = woom

Womb = woom

The pronunciation is alike

There is a Womb in Woman

Woman = womb = Sthree sthyayathi garbhasyath

Vanitha

Vanitha [ woman] = Female Dependant

Our Gurus

ANT

1 ,It doesn't make queue jumping

2 ,Strict discipline

3 ,Loyalty to the queen

4 ,No chance for a military coup

5 ,Storing habit

6 ,Patient re - building

7 ,Attacking gigantic figures with a small sting

8 ,Always engaged in hard work

9 ,Act as a team to lug even the heaviest objects.

Now we can compare these Small ants with the big human beings.

1 ,Always make queue - jumping

2 ,Lack of discipline

3 ,Loyalty to nobody else

4 ,Always prone to military coup

5 ,nothing is stored

6 ,Utter lazyness in rebuilding [ Tsunami is example]

7 ,Don't dare to fight even with a dog without a stick

8 ,Waste time as couch potatoes or mouse potatoes

9 ,Seek the help of machines like crane or backhoe digger

Monday, June 22, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Sex

What is Sex?

Is it Seeking the Extreme?

Let us ask others!

What is Sex?

Something which I enjoy without restrictions- a man said

What is Sex?

Something I enjoy with restrictions-an Indian woman said

What is Sex?

Something I give only to my husband - a chaste woman said

What is Sex?

It is livelihood- a prostitute said

What is Sex?

It is intoxication - a nymphomaniac said

What is Sex?

Something which I don't get-a sex starved wife said

What is Sex?

It is destiny- a sex maniac said

What is Sex?

An area where I invent some disgusting methods- a pervert said

What is Sex?

Something an animal gives to me - a bestialist said

What is Sex?

Something I get only from children - a paedophile said

What is Sex?

A feeling that makes me to flash - a flasher said

What is Sex?

It is an identity crisis -a transexual said

What is Sex?

A feeling that gives me jitters- a bride said

What is Sex?

A battle to win- a groom said

What is Sex?

It is an uxorial duty- a husband said

What is Sex?

It is a compulsion and faking orgasm- a wife said

What is Sex?

Something I demand from my beloved-a lover said

What is Sex?

Something I give with pleasure- a beloved said

What is Sex?

It is casting couch- an actress said

What is Sex?

It is batting for the other side- a gay said

What is Sex?

A vain attempt to find a titillating partner on another woman - a lesbian said

What is Sex?

It is swinging both ways- a bisexual said

What is Sex?

Attacking male chauvinism- a ball breaker said

What is Sex?

It is hurt and getting hurt- a sadomasochist said

What is Sex?

Something I get from objects - a fetishist said

What is Sex?

It is a feast to the eyes- a voyeur said

What is Sex?

It is a wild attack- a raped woman said

What is Sex?

A feeling which gets the hidden wolf out of me- a rapist said

What is Sex?

It is a wild goose chase- an old man said

What is Sex?

It is an eternal triangle- a cuckold said

What is Sex?

It is a disaster I tolerate silently -a wittol said

What is Sex?

Something defeats me always- a boozer said

What is Sex?

A feeling that is provoked and destroyed by me - said alcohol

What is Sex?

Something I give back to you - an aphrodisiac said

What is Sex?

An unseen Ecstasy through touch - a blind man said

What is Sex?

It is an unknown feeling - a baby said

What is Sex?

It is a hide and seek by parents - an infant said

What is Sex?

The rumpypumpy that we watch on the Internet -a boy said

What is Sex?

It is mother's guidance and prurience- a girl said

What is Sex?

Something associated with creative ability - Freud said

What is Sex?

A mistake I committed to my mother -Oedipus said

What is Sex?

It is Dharma -Sage Vatsyayana said

What is Sex?

It is embarrassing - a prude said

What is Sex?

It is a forbidden fruit - a clergy said

What is Sex?

Shut up - the nuns closed their ears

What is Sex?

It is a sacred thing - a Hindu said

What is Sex?

Something destroys celibacy -a celibate said

What is Sex?

It is a problem solved only by me - a sexologist said

What is Sex?

Something men follow without any change - an anthropologist said

What is Sex?

It is my abode -Cupid said

What is Sex?

Something I unfold in nudes - a sculptor said

What is Sex?

It is a prosy routine - a middle aged man said

What is Sex?

Something stolen by menopause -a middle aged woman said

What is Sex?

It is a seasonal public performance - a dog said

What is Sex?

It is musical chairs - an elephant said

What is Sex?

It is a dance by hanging at the fronds - a squirrel said

What is Sex?

It is dancing like a coil with hisses -a snake said

What is Sex?

It is a shrouded mystery - a crow said

What is Sex?

A game visible only under microscope -an ant said

What is Sex?

It is gliding through the air -a dragonfly said

What is Sex?

A sharing by sitting together and rubbing beaks -a bird said

What is Sex?

It is killing two birds with one stone - a millipede said

That is Greek to us!

Oh, sorry! we travel by mating -he again explained

What is Sex?

It is a wild conquering -lions and tigers said

What is Sex?

It is a circus on the wall - a gecko said

What is Sex?

It is death - a male spider said

What is Sex?

A feeling which enables me to kill my mate - a female spider said

What is Sex?

It is a fly's munificence - a flower said

What is Sex?

It is a dive by hugging my beloved - a fish said

What is Sex?

Something stimulates me -a poet said

What is Sex?

The extreme desire to touch clouds - a mountain said

What is Sex?

The magnetic force that mountains exert on us -a cloud said

What i s Sex?

It is caressing the Nature with wild moans - the wind said

What is Sex?

It is a blushing at the presence of sun - a lotus said

What is Sex?

The uncontrolled passion to embrace shore with wave hands - ocean said

What is Sex?

The horripilation which is given through the wave hands -shore said

What is Sex?

It is my privilege between puberty and menopause - body said

What is Sex?

Something which I give and take -Nature said

What is Sex?

It is Nirvana - a Yogi said