Thursday, March 5, 2009

Devil's Own Country

With a drooping head and

Also with an embarrassing face

I proclaim that it is a

Devil's Own Country!

Yes! now our god's own country

Has become Devil's Own Country!

We cultivate Terrorists

And export them too.

We have goons-

To get people wounded and killed!

We have fake saints-

To titillate and rape women

We have Mobile Phones and Blue Tooth

To spread porns throughout this Heaven

We have hidden Web cams everywhere

To peep into our privacy

We have Sex Rackets

To get our daughters sold

We have Roads -

Like Rabbit Warrens ,

For processions and so called pipe laying

To make snarl ups for hours

If there is a hell on the Earth

That is our Roads!

We have Politicos-

Who visit us once in five years

Then there is the public named Running dogs-

Who follow these Politicos for the last fifty two years.

We have strikes round the clock

To bugg jobs; in different names; different places

But we have a unanimity

In taking Lunchbreakes at the offices

Our Patriotism gets ignited-

When Dhoni hits a sixer

And also , when we get awards

We get our blood boiled, when we lose the cricket match

But we don't ,if somebody gets their legs trapped

In the broken slabs

Even though we are attacked by Chikungunya-

Or by Dengue Fever;

Then too, we look agape in front of the Telly-

By giving heavy applauds to Dhoni and Sree santh

We are hundred percent literate-

But not Educated!

We Whistle at some body to-

Catch their attention

But the north-Indians are not so literate

But Educated!

They say hello

To catch somebody else's attention

We surpass even slums-

In the case of culture!

Now we are Blessed with some thirsty Wolves -

Named Gays; who look at us with that Gaidar like drooling dogs.

they have a Den named Public Toilet!

At last I leave a Question to you;

Is it a God's Own Country or

Devil's Own Country?