Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Some Indian Thoughts
MANTRA
Man - mind
Tra - Tiram [something which strengthens]
Man + Tiram [mantiram] = Mantra
Mantra = Something which strengthens mind
Tantra
Tan - body
Tra - Tiram [Something which strengthens]
Tan + Tiram = Tantiram [Tantra]
Tantra = Something which strengthens the body
Bharatham
Bha - Bhaskaran [ Sun]
Ratham - Rathikunnath [ Moving]
Bha + Ratham = Bhaskaran Rathikunnath [The area where the sun moves]
we know that the sun travells all around the world or
His rays are showered all around the world .Thus all the people who come under
the sun can be called as Indians.
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Sthree [ woman]
Sra - she who secretes
Sri - she who decays
Sru - she who creates
Woman
Woman = wom + an
Thus the pronunciation of 'wom' is 'woom'
Next we can consider the word Womb
Womb - which literally means Uterus
Here the word Womb is pronounced as Woom
That means Womb - wom[b] = ' b' is silent
Thus Woman = woom
Womb = woom
The pronunciation is alike
There is a Womb in Woman
Woman = womb = Sthree sthyayathi garbhasyath
Vanitha
Vanitha [ woman] = Female Dependant
Our Gurus
ANT
1 ,It doesn't make queue jumping
2 ,Strict discipline
3 ,Loyalty to the queen
4 ,No chance for a military coup
5 ,Storing habit
6 ,Patient re - building
7 ,Attacking gigantic figures with a small sting
8 ,Always engaged in hard work
9 ,Act as a team to lug even the heaviest objects.
Now we can compare these Small ants with the big human beings.
1 ,Always make queue - jumping
2 ,Lack of discipline
3 ,Loyalty to nobody else
4 ,Always prone to military coup
5 ,nothing is stored
6 ,Utter lazyness in rebuilding [ Tsunami is example]
7 ,Don't dare to fight even with a dog without a stick
8 ,Waste time as couch potatoes or mouse potatoes
9 ,Seek the help of machines like crane or backhoe digger
Monday, June 22, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
What is Sex?
Is it Seeking the Extreme?
Let us ask others!
What is Sex?
Something which I enjoy without restrictions- a man said
What is Sex?
Something I enjoy with restrictions-an Indian woman said
What is Sex?
Something I give only to my husband - a chaste woman said
What is Sex?
It is livelihood- a prostitute said
What is Sex?
It is intoxication - a nymphomaniac said
What is Sex?
Something which I don't get-a sex starved wife said
What is Sex?
It is destiny- a sex maniac said
What is Sex?
An area where I invent some disgusting methods- a pervert said
What is Sex?
Something an animal gives to me - a bestialist said
What is Sex?
Something I get only from children - a paedophile said
What is Sex?
A feeling that makes me to flash - a flasher said
What is Sex?
It is an identity crisis -a transexual said
What is Sex?
A feeling that gives me jitters- a bride said
What is Sex?
A battle to win- a groom said
What is Sex?
It is an uxorial duty- a husband said
What is Sex?
It is a compulsion and faking orgasm- a wife said
What is Sex?
Something I demand from my beloved-a lover said
What is Sex?
Something I give with pleasure- a beloved said
What is Sex?
It is casting couch- an actress said
What is Sex?
It is batting for the other side- a gay said
What is Sex?
A vain attempt to find a titillating partner on another woman - a lesbian said
What is Sex?
It is swinging both ways- a bisexual said
What is Sex?
Attacking male chauvinism- a ball breaker said
What is Sex?
It is hurt and getting hurt- a sadomasochist said
What is Sex?
Something I get from objects - a fetishist said
What is Sex?
It is a feast to the eyes- a voyeur said
What is Sex?
It is a wild attack- a raped woman said
What is Sex?
A feeling which gets the hidden wolf out of me- a rapist said
What is Sex?
It is a wild goose chase- an old man said
What is Sex?
It is an eternal triangle- a cuckold said
What is Sex?
It is a disaster I tolerate silently -a wittol said
What is Sex?
Something defeats me always- a boozer said
What is Sex?
A feeling that is provoked and destroyed by me - said alcohol
What is Sex?
Something I give back to you - an aphrodisiac said
What is Sex?
An unseen Ecstasy through touch - a blind man said
What is Sex?
It is an unknown feeling - a baby said
What is Sex?
It is a hide and seek by parents - an infant said
What is Sex?
The rumpypumpy that we watch on the Internet -a boy said
What is Sex?
It is mother's guidance and prurience- a girl said
What is Sex?
Something associated with creative ability - Freud said
What is Sex?
A mistake I committed to my mother -Oedipus said
What is Sex?
It is Dharma -Sage Vatsyayana said
What is Sex?
It is embarrassing - a prude said
What is Sex?
It is a forbidden fruit - a clergy said
What is Sex?
Shut up - the nuns closed their ears
What is Sex?
It is a sacred thing - a Hindu said
What is Sex?
Something destroys celibacy -a celibate said
What is Sex?
It is a problem solved only by me - a sexologist said
What is Sex?
Something men follow without any change - an anthropologist said
What is Sex?
It is my abode -Cupid said
What is Sex?
Something I unfold in nudes - a sculptor said
What is Sex?
It is a prosy routine - a middle aged man said
What is Sex?
Something stolen by menopause -a middle aged woman said
What is Sex?
It is a seasonal public performance - a dog said
What is Sex?
It is musical chairs - an elephant said
What is Sex?
It is a dance by hanging at the fronds - a squirrel said
What is Sex?
It is dancing like a coil with hisses -a snake said
What is Sex?
It is a shrouded mystery - a crow said
What is Sex?
A game visible only under microscope -an ant said
What is Sex?
It is gliding through the air -a dragonfly said
What is Sex?
A sharing by sitting together and rubbing beaks -a bird said
What is Sex?
It is killing two birds with one stone - a millipede said
That is Greek to us!
Oh, sorry! we travel by mating -he again explained
What is Sex?
It is a wild conquering -lions and tigers said
What is Sex?
It is a circus on the wall - a gecko said
What is Sex?
It is death - a male spider said
What is Sex?
A feeling which enables me to kill my mate - a female spider said
What is Sex?
It is a fly's munificence - a flower said
What is Sex?
It is a dive by hugging my beloved - a fish said
What is Sex?
Something stimulates me -a poet said
What is Sex?
The extreme desire to touch clouds - a mountain said
What is Sex?
The magnetic force that mountains exert on us -a cloud said
What i s Sex?
It is caressing the Nature with wild moans - the wind said
What is Sex?
It is a blushing at the presence of sun - a lotus said
What is Sex?
The uncontrolled passion to embrace shore with wave hands - ocean said
What is Sex?
The horripilation which is given through the wave hands -shore said
What is Sex?
It is my privilege between puberty and menopause - body said
What is Sex?
Something which I give and take -Nature said
What is Sex?
It is Nirvana - a Yogi said
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Devil's Own Country
Also with an embarrassing face
I proclaim that it is a
Devil's Own Country!
Yes! now our god's own country
Has become Devil's Own Country!
We cultivate Terrorists
And export them too.
We have goons-
To get people wounded and killed!
We have fake saints-
To titillate and rape women
We have Mobile Phones and Blue Tooth
To spread porns throughout this Heaven
We have hidden Web cams everywhere
To peep into our privacy
We have Sex Rackets
To get our daughters sold
We have Roads -
Like Rabbit Warrens ,
For processions and so called pipe laying
To make snarl ups for hours
If there is a hell on the Earth
That is our Roads!
We have Politicos-
Who visit us once in five years
Then there is the public named Running dogs-
Who follow these Politicos for the last fifty two years.
We have strikes round the clock
To bugg jobs; in different names; different places
But we have a unanimity
In taking Lunchbreakes at the offices
Our Patriotism gets ignited-
When Dhoni hits a sixer
And also , when we get awards
We get our blood boiled, when we lose the cricket match
But we don't ,if somebody gets their legs trapped
In the broken slabs
Even though we are attacked by Chikungunya-
Or by Dengue Fever;
Then too, we look agape in front of the Telly-
By giving heavy applauds to Dhoni and Sree santh
We are hundred percent literate-
But not Educated!
We Whistle at some body to-
Catch their attention
But the north-Indians are not so literate
But Educated!
They say hello
To catch somebody else's attention
We surpass even slums-
In the case of culture!
Now we are Blessed with some thirsty Wolves -
Named Gays; who look at us with that Gaidar like drooling dogs.
they have a Den named Public Toilet!
At last I leave a Question to you;
Is it a God's Own Country or
Devil's Own Country?